wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together

Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.

by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010

Wood burner

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

by Wood burn February 27, 2018

woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ

Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho

by silly swan69 November 29, 2021

Meedle Wood

A wood found mostly in wooded areas, known for its strong yet flexible capabilities.

Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands

by David_tater July 5, 2022

gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

alfie wood

drug dealer

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs

by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020