Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

dirty jaci

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.

Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s

by Yarma April 16, 2020

The Dirty Myrtie

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.

Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.

by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012

Dirty Mulle

take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy

Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle

by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021

Dirty Wintoneak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!

by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

Dirty Worf

Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.

Alternatively a Dirty Klingon

I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

dirty ronaldo

When the male ejaculates into the females ear.

Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".

by pancakesanta August 11, 2017