A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
Get the Closet Monstermug. Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.
by Iseeyoubiatch May 8, 2018
Get the Closet Hoemug. noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws February 19, 2012
Get the Closet slobmug. You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe March 14, 2016
Get the closet cowboymug. the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.
by The Branch December 6, 2010
Get the Closet Haircutmug. When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.
Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
by Jdub3l September 26, 2009
Get the Closet Theatermug. "That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"
by Guacamole Nigga Penis555 October 6, 2020
Get the Closet Fatassmug.