Ohio oil spill

When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up

Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night

by Kohpissyboi December 21, 2022

Balkan oil check

licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.

"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."

by CP85 June 23, 2022

Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill

by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015

moving oil painting

When a video on youtube was recorded with a webcam from 1994

uploader:Check out my youtube video!
commenter: whats this a moving oil painting?

by tylerwatt12 May 27, 2011

Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.

Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)

by Souhung July 3, 2017

Oil My Rig

To have one's rig (cock) be oiled (sloppily sucked upon).

Jordan's rig was dry as a bone, so he ordered Lafonda, "Bitch, oil my right."

by oilmyrig April 6, 2017