eddie g

A mans with big toasted brown hands and a 30 foot peni

I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know that shit was me because after I hit it she’ll b like

Oooohhh Eddie G

by Coldshaktitty December 6, 2017

Eddies

Slang term for Edibles or other weed food

hey yo bro, im gonna get some Eddies want some?

by DTCC October 30, 2022

Eddie

Eddie is a male midget

Person 1: wow you are so short

Person 2: such an Eddie

by Adriansalano December 13, 2018

Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.

You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.

by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025

Eddy

Eddy is a dude who gets called daddy

Her: hey daddy
Eddy: what’s up shawty

by Savage213456 April 28, 2022

eddy de pretto

Eddy de pretto is a french singer

I really like Eddy de pretto

by sigigirl37 June 5, 2021

Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021