by Esclavonegro2 January 24, 2024
Get the Cottonmug. “Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
Get the Cotton Candy Sunsetmug. by Unknown doge September 27, 2020
Get the vajayj cottonmug. "Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
Get the Cotton mouthed Carlmug. God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.
This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?
Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here
Friend: you didn't smoke it all?
Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself
Friend: ....
Bruh: well maybe..
Friend: only one way to find out
(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here
Friend: you didn't smoke it all?
Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself
Friend: ....
Bruh: well maybe..
Friend: only one way to find out
(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
Get the gods cottonmug. When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
Get the Slimey Cotton Jankingmug. And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the eating the cottonmug.