Chip/Hoodie

A really cool, but sadistic person :)

“Dude.. you’re pretty Chip/Hoodie”
“Woah bro, that was pretty Chip/Hoodie”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

by Tinakris September 18, 2018

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

chip baby

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013

chip enabled

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart

Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!

by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018

Potato Chips

Your boredom level increases

hi im the person that typed in potato chips to see what would pop out

by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018