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Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating
Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.
by Swaggiemgoo December 21, 2015
mugGet the Bloody groceriesmug.

bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.
Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.
by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009
mugGet the bloody muffkinmug.

The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.
I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.
by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008
mugGet the The Bloody Hessianmug.

Bloody Mary

When man is doing a girl from behind and pulls a gun out, shoots her in the back of the head, and sticks his penis into the hole he just shot to finish the job.
Who wants to hear an example of Bloody Mary... nobody-
by CalebK January 5, 2008
mugGet the Bloody Marymug.

Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.
Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!
by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009
mugGet the Bloody Valentinemug.

Bloody Hell

this is when a girl is on her period and you still want to have sex. my girl is a heavy flow type of lady, so this works nicely for us: first, you put the keeper into the girls vagina. if you dont have the keeper, a cork will work just fine. next, you have sex with her, anally, to not cause a mess with the moist bloody vagina...sodomy being a sin, you're damned to hell for performing such an act, hence, the sex act termed Bloody Hell.
"i had a Bloody Hell of a time with Shenaynay this weekend!"

"i knew she was on her rag when she ordered up a double Bloody Hell with extra cheese"

"give her Bloody Hell, mate"
by OpmVag August 20, 2009
mugGet the Bloody Hellmug.

Bloody Sanchez

The beating of a mexican's face results in blood pouring from their nose forming a bloody moustache.
Hey man, you shoulda seen the blood all over his face, it was like a dirty sanchez with blood... BLOODY SANCHEZ!
by j71 July 12, 2009
mugGet the Bloody Sanchezmug.

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