Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017

Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

The dirty spoon

You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse

Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night

by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017

Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

by Puromycin May 2, 2013

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".

A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.

by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018