dim dong

1. a term to use when calling someone dumb, stupid, or idiotic, without being ableist

"ur such a dim dong"

2. an endearing term to call your best friend: a better word for "bestie"

"dim dong ur guitar is out of tone"
"i love you dim dong"

"Mao Ze Dong was a big dim dong"

by shu maltese January 26, 2022

juicy dong

Some one who has an amazing looking dick

Man, all girls say he has a juicy dong

by Jonthenastypirate August 11, 2015

ding dong

penis

man, my ding dong is huge!

by 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 November 16, 2020

bobby dong

very sexy man, player, usually a nigga

damn bobby dong has 8 girlfriends

by omg wtf ur so cool March 7, 2020

Ding dong

A ding dong whip is a term for a stolen car

Yo fam get in the ding dong the feds are coming

by NEDL May 23, 2020

Rock Dong

A band with rock dongs has the ability to rock so hard that every seat in the house will be wet with rock juice.

The Away Game whipped out their Rock Dongs and there wasn't a dry seat in the house

by The Home Game August 15, 2008

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018