Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023

Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

by Triller1 March 3, 2016

Minge dipping

Minge dipping is the act of "dipping" into assorted vaginas in a club setting.

Hey Bartholomew wanna come minge dipping this evening?

by Father of many December 16, 2017

Disco Dip

A quick dip in a hot tub before engaging in another activity. Also known as a Disco Soak.

Before the party, I’m going to take a disco dip to get some stress out.

by WKMD October 26, 2019

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

dumpster dip

Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.

Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"

Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"

Mark: "Clueless..."

by the_planarian May 14, 2005

Dip Dump

Defecating in a toilet while packing a lip

Vincent: Wanna take a dip dump before practice?
Louis: Yes, I would love some yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010