Swamp Tuba

Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.

The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).

by arzole January 12, 2010

Jungle swamp

When your gooch sweats so profusely that it creates a swamp down their

Holy fuck Timmy I can see you jungle swamp through your pants

by Smallrod69 July 20, 2020

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

Swamp Boob

A word for when your boobs are so sweaty that it feels like a whole ass swamp or are humid like

Synonym: boob sweat

"ugh i hate swamp boob"
"swamp boob?"
"when your boobs are super sweaty"

by lookingfornewwords August 5, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Swamp Balls

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.

-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.

by Nitti9 October 9, 2011