Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

by CookieCat2 December 3, 2017

dukey fruit

Wen u stik it in her ass nd cover ur dik n dukey n cum in da fruit of her womb.

Damn I gave that hoe dukey fruit last night.

by Superhendo February 22, 2018

sticky fruit

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored

Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017

Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

by LoezFelps December 13, 2013