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clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
This project is a complete clown fire.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
mugGet the clown firemug.

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
mugGet the windshield clownmug.

Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
mugGet the Clown Poundmug.

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.
Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?
by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007
mugGet the clown footmug.

clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
mugGet the clobber the clownmug.

Brown clown

Brown clown is a heroin/brown user who is constantly in a nod/half sleep state,where they can't control/account for their actions and look fucking retarded.
Hey look at that sorry ass brown clown,they are so loaded I think they shit themselves. That brown clown is drooling everywhere, haha that brown clown just burned themselves with their cigarette again, that brown clown is so pathetic they can't even move.
by Filthy(425) January 11, 2018
mugGet the Brown clownmug.

clown the rice

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.
by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008
mugGet the clown the ricemug.

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