Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.

Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”

by Ricky nards November 9, 2017

Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body

"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

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by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010

Salty Burger

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.

"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas

by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

salty springs

Little brothers or sisters

I didn’t let my brother play Fortnite, so he became a salty springs

by THE Inknown May 11, 2018

Acting salty

Means your acting sour , diffrent , dry, with and attitude .

Why are you acting salty?

by prodeludist December 17, 2015

salty dog

A person who has been in the NAVY for longer then three years and has been on at least two deployments.

"Barber has been in the NAVY too long"

"Yeah I know hes one hell of a salty dog"

by The people must KNOW!!! March 5, 2010