Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019

Circle Jersey

Before the circle jerk begins, all participants pull their shirts over their head so they can’t see whose jerkin who…

Hey guys do you wanna have a quick circle jersey? Shirts up buds!!!

by Shiznitzky October 27, 2021

Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

jersey andrews

literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”

by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021

Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.

Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021