Jersey in a nutshell, “fuh” starters people dislike “arrr” accents. People who are “Joisey” born and raised (No one says “joisey”, it’s “jurzee”) they have accents that may make them say “cawfee” or “dawg”, this is local flavor. Would you want every part of the country to sound the same? I’d want to go to Wisconsin and hear “Oh Shore Bud” so when I’m in Jersey I want to hear “Yo, how much fuh dem shewz”. Regions are boring without their local stuff. New Jerseyans are blunt, rude, loud, and short fused. But that’s just because we don’t know you yet. Catch us at a pizzeria or a “hoagie”,”cawfee”, or “baygal” shop, and we’ll be better. We go to Rutgers only and yes we’re upset that the Nets were moved from Jersey, no we don’t care about the Jersey Devil, or the Devils hockey team, that’s just pamphlet “gawbage”. (That’s Brooklyn) don’t you dare confuse us with that vile borough. At least you didn’t confuse us with Staten Island. *Shivuh down my “spooiine”* NJ is one of the safest places in the country, “jus” avoid Newark, Camden, Trenton, or Atlantic City. Well Maybe AC. If you go there don’t play any rap music loudly, unless it’s Meek Mill, or anything drill. You can go to the diners speckled around the state, and we take them seriously. Everyone goes to the mall for literally every other thing we buy.
Maybe you can buy a bathing suit to go to the “shore”, pronounced “shore”, and sure is pronounced “shore” as well, no it’s not confusing, and yes, you will see fake tans, dyed dark red weaves, and girls with hoop earrings. And don’t “fuhgit” about our poorly placed rose tattoos that lie behind our ears, or where you shouldn’t be looking. In New Jersey everyone is on their way to somewhere else, and you’ll get “chuh” “fillins” hurt if you drive the speed limit on any turnpike. Our roads are better than in “dirty asz new york”, and “bumpy asz philly”. And most of us aren’t italian, and no none of us want to be, and yes we think an hour drive is too “lawg”. We don’t pump “arr” own gas, you peasants. NJ is unique and if you live here it’s mostly like a lot of other places, but if look closely you can see that you get Yom Kippur off from school, and the state is dense af. Our weather is balanced, great theme parks, malls, authentically imported food, the “f’n” board”wawk” “fuh” “cryin” out loud. Oh yea, and fuck the Jersey Shore tv show.
by maniwanttogohome September 23, 2021
Get the New Jerseymug. Going from the left most lane on the highway all the way to the right without using a blinker. Usually to make an exit
Bro did you see that guy?? He just cut through all four lanes with no blinker and pulled a jersey drift.
by Random57895 May 31, 2020
Get the Jersey Driftmug. Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.
by dickf December 14, 2014
Get the flores jerseymug. When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.
by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021
Get the Jersey Mergemug. A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system
by Oikose November 7, 2017
Get the Jersey Jerkoffmug. by Hiftsxiz October 22, 2014
Get the Jersey boxcarmug. Before the circle jerk begins, all participants pull their shirts over their head so they can’t see whose jerkin who…
by Shiznitzky October 27, 2021
Get the Circle Jerseymug.