August 11

National Date Your Ex For 24 Hours Day

its august 11 lets date for 24 hours

by kourtneyyy August 10, 2023

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

July 11

1. When Erin was born all the smart confident and gorgeous people like Erin are born
2. Also a lucky number day. 7/11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11

by Erin samonne November 2, 2019

9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

January 11

This is the day you get to fuck the brains out of your s/o

Partner1: hey it’s January 11
Partner2: Hell yeah!

by Sir_hamster January 9, 2022

Hating on 11

When someone is hating more than usual. Measuring that hate on a scale of 1-10, they’re at an 11.

Person 1: You suck, you got hella lucky.

Person 2: lmao you really be hating on 11

by Semi-black February 27, 2019