National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

National Lil Giddy day

The day we celebrate vindaloo’s existence on this day and we praise him, if anyone doesn’t like it they can suck his girlfriends (me) dick :)

Omg it’s the 29th of April today, it’s National Lil Giddy day!

by LilTiddy October 3, 2021

National Ask for Nudes Day

Where you can ask anyone for nudes without being judged

18th April

Hey can I get some nudes for National Ask for Nudes Day
Yeah sure

by Awe Bois April 18, 2021

National khonny day

Khon khon was born on 19th of October in 2004. Kickass khanom has grown up and has become an intelligent, quirky girl . Khony is a girl who is the mother of a friendship group but is unintentionally awkward and sassy. Her favourite animal is a cat. BEWARE OF KHONNY she does parkour

Omg happy National khonny day

by Ilovespiderman101 October 19, 2022

National Get a Girlfriend Day

November 27th YOU must get a girl friend this day

National Get a Girlfriend Day u have to get a gf at ll costs

by Raidzzxd October 31, 2021

national 4loko day

National 4Loko Day falls on the 4th of July every year. On National 4Loko Day, everyone in the United States must shotgun at least three 4Lokos.

NPC 1: Today is national 4Loko Day, so I went out and got each of us at least three 4Lokos to shotgun.

NPC 2: Do we have to shotgun all three 4Lokos?

NPC 1: Um, yeah... duh. It's National 4Loko Day

by natlieNunn July 3, 2023

National STFU Month

National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media

"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"

by Patriot One October 20, 2022