Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

by Faultliner May 26, 2025

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018

dump bagging

When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.

"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?

by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021

Throwing the Bag

Messing up plans or failing something intentionally. Synonym phrase of "throwing," for further emphasis.

Person A: Did you see Noah canceled his plans to hang out with his girl?
Person B: God, he's actually throwing the bag.

by Sigmasauce June 20, 2024

Bag piping

Sucking asshole

I seen azza bag piping Chris last night. He was sucking his bum and squeezing his stomach

by anonymous October 27, 2021