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Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
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Heads down, butts up!

A cute and charming phrase finished by..."that's the way we like to fuck!" Of indeterminate origin and little utility.
When viewing a passed-out chick at a frat party with her face burried in the couch:

"Heads down, butts up! That's the way we like to fuck!"
by Rogaine_God December 29, 2004
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Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.
by Gollum May 28, 2006
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Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
by Jeff February 25, 2004
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