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Slavic Sex

It's like regular sex, but your fucking to hardbass while wearing an Adidas Jacket.
Бфяis- Hey babe, how 'bout we reestablish communism and also have some Slavic Sex

Иатаliа- Sure, I'm so ready (is dripping wet)

*5 minutes later*

H A R D B A S S I N T E N S E I F I E S

Бфяis- Мы должны восстановить социалистическую утопию для простого рабочего!

Иатаliа- Да, папа, верните коммунизм своей прежней славе!

fin
by Charlie Marcolini May 5, 2018
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Dangly Sex

Having sexy time whilst haning from a tree by your feet, the aim is to thrust by swinging into eachother
"Man, Dorothy and I had Dangly Sex last night, best night of my life."
by Randy The Horny Dwarf January 12, 2009
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elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions
Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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Anal sex

Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you
Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes

Idiot !
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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Sex story

So here's the sex story that you need to know about folks

So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
by Jackkkkkkkkkk.moan March 18, 2020
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cyber sex

by Lauren August 23, 2004
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Head Sex

When you rub foreheads really hard with another person that your neck hurts the next day..
"My neck hurts from having rough Head Sex with Stephanie yesterday. "
by YOGI SILVER March 31, 2017
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