urban dictionary

a website intended to allow genuine human collaboration, to doccument the meanings of words, it has, however, become a haunt for degenerates to share innuendo, while using the most diabolical names in their examples

gwynneth: yo, davin, did you check out the word of the day on the urban dictionary?
davin: what the fuck, you use that shit? get away from me

by gunkwiththefunk April 11, 2024

The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.

Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*

by SomeRandomOtaku October 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A fucking hellhole in which lazy med start creating lazy definitions for words.

Please search it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Totally not dumb September 11, 2019

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Urban

Urban is from the Greek word αρχαίος απαγόρευση.

Definition: αρχαίος - ancient, and απαγόρευση - ban/blocking/obstacle.
The total meaning is old/ancient ban.

"This dictionary is urban. That's why it is called "Urban Dictionary". It is banned by the government and it has been banned for a long time, so therefore it is an old ban."

by DefiniGUY March 15, 2021

urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.

Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

The urban

Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.

I can't believe Mitch got caught at that PAC fundraiser giving that donor the urban during YMCA.

by Big Baby Mars October 5, 2021