my baby girl is dry

basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)

me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

roller babies gangnam style

It is a cult classic that has been untouched by man since the fall of the Roman Empire.

-Hey man... Are you gonna see roller babies gangnam style?
-Yeah. I bounced on my boy's dick to that for hours

by xXBush9/11Xx March 18, 2020

Stinky little loser baby

Frog/ will goff

You: are you a stinky little loser baby?
Frog: yes I am.

by Tobny October 8, 2022

National Baby Yoda Day

On January 15th we all talk about Baby Yoda and watch the Mandlorian all day

Teacher: Stop talking. Students it’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher: ok go on

by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

Baby T-Rex Arm

Arm cramp that men may get as a result of spooning, when they can't figure out what to do with their other arm and its gets squished up next to their body

Jim had to deal with a baby T-Rex arm at work after spooning his wife all night without moving.

by Ninjetturtle June 29, 2014

Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

someone popping out a baby at the prom from doing You-Know-What at that exact Prom

mang I was throwing up at the prom behind the dumpster when this chick totally had a Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

by foolishness October 7, 2022