I love you, no homo

1. Saying that you love your friend as a friend
2. What you say when you accidentally let an "I love you" slip

Friend 1: *Walks in with beers*
Friend 2: Dude, I love you, no homo.
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Friend 1: I love you.
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1: No homo!

by Batman! At The Disco May 17, 2012

all you can eat

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

by non-celebrity inside joke June 2, 2009

I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

you play too much

When a guy or girl says this to you it can mean two things:

1. You don't take things serious enough
2. You mess around with them too much

1. Girl: come here daddy ;)
Boy: girl you play too much :/

2. Girl: tell me how you really feel
Boy: I hate you
Girl: you play too much smh

by Lmaookay November 16, 2016

You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

by S4lutDude! December 28, 2009

When the person you love will never love you back...

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

by almostlover December 28, 2011

You make my earthquake

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020