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Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"
if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.
by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007
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Sex zombie

1) Someone who is bored and isn't really interested in sex,
2) Someone who has no strength or energy during sex,
3) Someone who is ill during sex.
"Dude, I has sex with that girl, and she was such a sex zombie..."
by Anoym December 9, 2008
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Sex-ting

To have sex through texting.
My friend, Andrew, was sex-ting his girlfriend last night.
by its a secret !!! April 21, 2009
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Guitar Sex

A shared stare between a guitarist onstage and an audience member that has so much sexuality, its orgasmic.
Oh my god! you are SO having Guitar Sex with him!
by erin August 6, 2004
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fuck sex

A stronger version 'Fuck It' or 'Dammit'
Fuck Sex, that was close !
by Big Vern 88 July 19, 2006
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poop sex

everyone's all wrong. Poop sex is when,usually gay men, but sometimes guy on girl have a bunch of ANAL sex. Dick in the ass type shit.
jim and tim had poop sex for 3 hours.
by Justin Heiden August 23, 2005
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opposite sex

Anybody can say they don't hate the opposite sex as a collective group, just like they can say the same thing of any other group. Saying there is not one member of the opposite sex you met that you didn't like isn't the same thing as saying you hate everybody from that group. Denying that you ever had any negative feelings about somebody of the opposite sex isn't the same thing as honesty, since usually people that would say they never met anybody of the opposite sex they didn't like, not one person, are full of shit. There's always going to be at least one person of the opposite sex or any other group (including the one you're a part of) you never liked, never got along with, or hated, since you met them (and more often than not, more than one). You're going to make a few enemies in life, no matter what group they come from.
The deepest hatred isn't usually for an entire group of people, which is why racism, sexism, and homophobia are silly. The deepest hatred is usually reserved for that one person or those few people that are your worst enemies outside of yourself, no matter what sex, "race" (branch of the human race tree), or orientation they come from. There will always be a few that deep down if you are honest with yourself emotionally (even if not with others on the surface) you know were never meant to get along with each other, whether or not you get along along with some or most other people of that group. Sometimes it's a member of the opposite sex, sometimes it's a member of the same sex, sometimes both.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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