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sex friend

A couple (if you can even call it a real relationship) who's only real redeeming quality is to fuck each other. These "couples" often soon break up shortly after meeting. The female loses interest as she expects to be brutally fucked every night. These "couples" often tend to ignore family members, do drugs (not always but very common upon the culture), heavy music (loud music that has no fucking value what so ever).

A sex friend usually leaves quickly and is a bad thing to see in a relationship.
Girl 1: "How's Jonah doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh, why do you ask? He's just my little sex friend anyway."
Girl 1: "Oh.."

Jake Paul: "Alissa was just my sex friend. Tessa is better anyway."
by Jamie21699523 August 20, 2017
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gift sex

similar to surpise sex but given as a gift that you can return but cannot get an exchange or refund on.
dude 1: Matt got gift sex from Jodie, now he is afraid to fall asleep.

dude 2: Whats so bad about that
dude 1: Jodie looks like big foot
dude 2: shame that
by shadow8913 October 15, 2009
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Sex ketchup

Blood produced from the breaking of the hymen.
Why do all these hentai games have so much sex ketchup in them?
by Jesse Mello September 9, 2005
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sex biscuit

1) the act of three men enjoying penile intercourse with one another on a stormy night in the Caribbean.

2) The act of committing sexual intercourse with a biscuit or other bread breatheren, usually involving large amounts of margarine.
I just want a big sex biscuit.

So I was watching porn last night, and I was hungry too but, I hadn't finished masturbating, so I buttered myself up a fat biscuit, fucked its shit, then ate the mother out of it.
by Mrchace January 22, 2009
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Sex face

Asking someone to smile, then squeezing their cheeks together and yelling sex face before laughing uncontrollably.

You may also wait for the person to smile at random then perform this special move, this is useful if a person refuses to allow a sex face to be performed on them when it plainly should.
"Lewis was smiling alot so, when he least expected it, I sex faced him."
by Cheif Beef June 8, 2009
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acid sex

when a guy or girl puts acid in there asshole and then has sex in the butt.
that was some hott acid sex last night.
by schmeeler May 29, 2008
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sex god

ville valo!!
no other words are need to describe a sex god!!
i don´t have to say more!
keep on rockin´
by akasha September 14, 2004
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