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by lpm90 May 21, 2008
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Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
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Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
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