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When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
by Hex June 11, 2004
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talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.
You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.
by PuterMedic April 23, 2009
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cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.
your such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins! what is your problem
by stick it January 1, 2006
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Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.
Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
by Pipksi September 16, 2013
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oops upside ya head

(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.

Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.

Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
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