An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. August 26, 2013
Get the Cock Recruitermug. To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.
Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
by Bendy5 April 3, 2010
Get the Cock the Cakemug. Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
by Beornn1 February 21, 2011
Get the Secondhand Cockmug. by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011
Get the riddled with cockmug. the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.
by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010
Get the cock-coaxingmug. Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
Get the Cock Shrinkmug. A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
by Baeder October 9, 2009
Get the Cock Endermug.