Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010

jesus

a.) a stoner, who is neither black, white, or asian, but all three.

b.) caroline.

girl: omfg, i hate her.

guy: stfu, it's jesus. roll her joint, you slut.

girl: FINE.

by dontdropit November 28, 2009

jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Jesus Chicken

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.

Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?

by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011

Snow Jesus

Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.

James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!

Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!

by Indythrift December 9, 2008

Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009

jesus space

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

by antaikronik March 23, 2009