A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.
by Nick Estes July 6, 2006
Get the Jesus Chrysler! mug.When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.
by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010
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Get the jesus mug.A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008
Get the jesus fuck mug.Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.
Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?
by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011
Get the Jesus Chicken mug.The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011
Get the Lizard Jesus mug.a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011
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