mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Fruit factory

A gay orgy

Hey John did you go to the fruit factory last night.

by That_0ne_dude November 25, 2019

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018

Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

by LoezFelps December 13, 2013

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Fruit Boot

A derogatory term for a gay man or men

Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!

Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!

by Swanson AL Bronson June 11, 2022