eddie

a guy with a stache

did you meet eddie yesterday?

yeah, was he the guy with the mustache?

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019

Eddie

The gayest guy in world and he the best at giving bj if you’re gay get u an Eddie

I saw Eddie today he so gay

by Tyfrmtha4 November 17, 2022

Keegan Eddy

a little marshmallow squid who doesnt know what a treadmill is

have you seen keegan eddy on a treadmill before?
No i havent
FAT SQUID

by 420.clowns June 24, 2022

eddie sexual

Sexual attraction to those named eddie

Y’all, i think i’m eddie sexual!
Yeah, i just really like people called eddie!

by eddie’s husband December 15, 2021

Eddie gawk

A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3

Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense

by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021