Man Moment

A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.

Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.

by NotSoUrbanBictionary August 29, 2020

mirror moments

Those whimsical moments of low self esteem, when we flash questions to the mirror to explore the answer, whether we are very ugly like everybody else says or worth of anything atll.

when I had those mirror moments and mirror told I was not ugly and looked atleast average good.

by Petersonn December 28, 2005

Teflon Moment

The gap in communication that occurs when the person who is listening spontaneously looses the ability to track the conversation in a meaningful way and the information simply doesn't stick. This often occurs due to outside distraction, being too drunk or high, lack of interest in the topic or talking to boring people.

Extended Teflon moments can take on the magnitude of a missing time experience.

"So should I dump him or try to work it out?"

**no response

"I just spent the last 15 minutes telling you how he ruined my weekend! Hello??"

** "I thought I saw Derek Jeter walk by and I had a Teflon moment. Sorry."

by clayabe2k December 30, 2009

Magikarp Moment

A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.

Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...

Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)

by Everfrost July 3, 2011

Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.

Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Boomer Moment

Something that was idiotically done even though it was common sense.

S: I wasn't trying for it, but I impregnated my girl...
E: You should've used a condom
S: What's a condom?
E: Boomer Moment

by bonk . October 28, 2019

Queezle moment

A period of time where a person takes an overly large period of time for generally short daily actions.

Whoa, I just had a Queezle moment and spent two hours in the shower.

by Juan Carlos Batman August 5, 2010