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Smash Bandicoot

The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.
Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.
by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020
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Smash and Dash

The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.
Jake performed a smash and dash on Riley last night.
by 7savage May 1, 2018
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Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.
by lilpac24 February 23, 2021
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Toby Smash

Hulking out but not with anger, usually from sexual frustration, withdrawals, or any number of irritations, and ends in sexual pleasures that does not end so well for the recipient.
Man after three weeks of no sex, Juan Toby Smash, the girl didnt last 10 minutes
by Boginal November 12, 2010
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Get Smashed

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
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Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019
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Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"
by sirferris January 26, 2021
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