Oklahoma Oil Field

When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background

Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out

by J-Rad Wisnizzle May 21, 2023

OldBall-Z-oil

noun.

The scrotum sweat left on a chair seat by an old pervert in daisy dukes.

Sssssssssshhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..........
“OldBall-Z-oil” all over my leather chairs.

Sssssssshhhhhhheeeeeiiiiiittttt.....,..

by Saint of Circumstance May 9, 2018

gay oil change

When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass

Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"

by Greek-nigga June 21, 2023

Bruce Jenner Oil

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021

Atlantian Oil Slick

An Atlantian Oil Slick is an aquatic anal sex act. To perform an Atlantian Oil Slick one must either eat, or have their partner eat intentionally greasy/oily food for at least 72 hours before anal intercourse. A successful Atlantian Oil Slick is only possible when you pull out & there is visible oil spotted in the water.

Person 1 - "How was the pool?"

Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."

by MissAnathema June 5, 2018

Italian oil wrestling

The act of two men covered in oil jerking each other off until one “blows his load”

the only way we could settle this was with a italian oil wrestling match

by joey kissed my cock March 1, 2023

Oklahoma Oil Spill

A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.

“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “

by Boatstein September 30, 2021