horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

by nutinpass December 23, 2020

Horny bicycle

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.

I have a horny bicycle

by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016

Horny prude

A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with

I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.

by Supervibratecunt August 1, 2018

horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture

"Fucking horny toe"

by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017

Horny Julian

When Julian whips it out while you're having sex with your dog

I Just got a horny Julian last night

by ARGHHH I CANT GET a NAME June 19, 2020

friend horny

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people

Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.

by LongerDong May 1, 2018

Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.

"I am so soft horny for you!"

by Yunominu June 24, 2020