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Goats Foot

Same as a Camel Toe but for more petite women.
The babes hot pants are so tight she's buffing her goats foot!
by Digmut March 6, 2008
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silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.
"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.
Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.
by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021
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foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.
Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.
by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023
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foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.
Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
by P-Biddy March 17, 2019
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foot funglis

“yo she smelt like foot funglish
by footfungli August 17, 2019
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Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.
Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.
by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020
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