Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon

“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”

by Reeeeeee433 September 9, 2019

Depression Stick

Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.

THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord

Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.

by Feet girl October 29, 2022

Postgerman depression

When you come home from vacation where you had a romantic adventure and the best night of your life with the hottest german guy ever

Hey why are you feeling down ever since you came back? Im having postgerman depression

by Jamiewhyulikethat August 23, 2021

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

depression complex

Depression Complex is that of a person who does not believe in depression as an illness, yet they appear to be dealing with it themselves, while it is impossible to prove that they have depression, they seem the most conflicted and unhappy.

Guy 1: Hey man you alright you seem a little depressed.

Guy 2: I'm okay, I don't exactly believe in depression, i mean, i believe people can be sad, but I don't believe it's an illness.

Guy 1: I understand, you must have a

"depression complex", but ya know others won't understand right.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know...

by Trivial Ideas December 3, 2016