cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.

1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.

by kim crappen January 21, 2008

Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020

Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019

Vagina Clown

Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown

by SheCreature July 21, 2018

Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

clown house

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 27, 2007