J Lord

A new term for Brown Nonce

Did you see that J Lord walk by

Damn you’re a fucking J Lord

by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019

j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009

Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011

j-spray

street term for semen.
jizz, jizzem, j-spray

dude, i totally blew my j-spray all over megan's face last night after i one-handed her. :)

by big red2 November 22, 2007

J Bombing

Unnecessary showing off done usually by musicians

Their drummer is totally J Bombing the crowd right now.

by P0pe W0nka January 1, 2011

J BLAIDS

Jewish Black AIDS

I hope you get J BLAIDS.

by 2nd lunch March 28, 2017

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011