A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
Get the Tiny Trolls mug.A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.
Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll
by CCSW September 26, 2012
Get the Bear Troll mug.Voting for a candidate, not because you think they're the best, but because you know it would piss off the people who oppose that candidate if you do.
If you're gonna be troll voting for Donald Trump just because yo don't like SJWs, then you're not voting for the right reason.
by everythingannoysme July 30, 2016
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Get the Derpy troll mug.(1) A woman who is an attention whore who sexually teases Men with her body and lack of clothing.Especially on Social Networking sites via Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Kik, etc.She does this for validation and self-esteem issues. She can be (most often is) very "ratchet" and annoying.
(2)Can be used in a masculine sense to describe a male attention whore who is seeking attention for instigating situations or "drama/beef". Most rappers today are troll whores.
(3)A racist or very annoying person who leaves shitty comments in the comment section online to aggravate people.
(2)Can be used in a masculine sense to describe a male attention whore who is seeking attention for instigating situations or "drama/beef". Most rappers today are troll whores.
(3)A racist or very annoying person who leaves shitty comments in the comment section online to aggravate people.
Leyla used to be such a bookworm. Now she is a troll whore on Facebook with alot of male friends.
Wow. Look at this troll whore who left a response on my comment on YouTube.
Wow. Look at this troll whore who left a response on my comment on YouTube.
by INIR21 November 28, 2016
Get the troll whore mug.The act of bidding on a item either at a live auction or online to the point where you get someone leave someone with a high price to pay by opting out at a certain point.
I went on ebay to do some troll bidding because the other bidders piss me off by outbidding me all the time. I'll just leave them with a high price to pay.
by bipolarking August 19, 2014
Get the troll bidding mug.Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.
by The REAL Jermo December 18, 2009
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