Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle August 01, 2008

The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

freedom kiss

(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact

Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.

by fduck January 20, 2004

kiss off

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.

Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.

by Pretty Emily February 26, 2005

dolphin kiss

When you are taking a dump, its the splash of water that hits your ass, as it hits the water

I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss

by DANGALANG January 06, 2008

bunny kiss

When two people rub or press noses together. It is usually an innocent expression of affection, often shared between family.

The act is sometimes called an eskimo kiss in Western countries because of an early stereotype about Arctic natives. It is similar in performance to the "kunik" of some Inuit cultures and the Maori hongi.

"Last night was awesome, bro. Third base! Next date, I'm in."

"Bullshit. I saw her give you a bunny kiss on the porch. You're in the friend zone."

by Ironmaus January 03, 2012

Pop Kiss

The act of given a quick, short kiss. Not to be confused with a peck.

"I just gave my wonderful girlfriend a Pop Kiss :)"

by Guy with amazing long hair. August 28, 2011