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wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.
Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007
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Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.
John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.
by C Burn August 26, 2013
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Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
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Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 13, 2009
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Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
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Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands
You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.
by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021
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Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw
Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse
by verond September 24, 2020
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