by Misterymissile August 31, 2020
Get the Ballistic wankmug. A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought
by spoons2424 January 12, 2017
Get the passive wankmug. Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
Get the Wank Cabbagemug. by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018
Get the wank overmug. A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion
Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.
by Misskittybubble December 2, 2018
Get the Slippy Wankmug. A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.
Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.
by snowmoon March 16, 2020
Get the hive wankmug. The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the wank tunnelmug.