Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.

Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea

by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

Moo Shoes

A pick up line that crosses boundaries.

Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?

by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021