cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

ship

“I’m aware”
“I agree”

“I been known”

for those who know, a combination of “I’m sharp” and “I’m hip”

Connor: “Dude this party is fire!”
Jason: “Bro I’m ship”

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

Sensor ship

A boat off shore that keeps track of the violence on land and alerts the area of threat usually keeping an untampered with record. Surpasses censorship and detailing.

They sent a destroyer after the sensor ship after preventing high tide.

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

ship

a word used to refer to two people(usually fictional) that should date or are dating.

Person 1: Omg jj and emily should date, I ship them so much!

Person 2: Exactly!

Person 3: Honestly, I ship jj and spencer

Person 1 and 2: ew get out.

by criminalmindslvr February 6, 2022