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Matthew Lillard

He is the hottest man alive and he is so perfect like wtf!
Person1: Wait whos Matthew Lillard
Person2:Only my husband!
by StevieLillard October 21, 2023
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Matthew Lin

Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"
Oh look, its Matthew Lin
Is he called Matthew, or Lin?
Matthew. Lin.
by Jeb_CGS August 30, 2022
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Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
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matthew rayner

idk how his thing fits into jin but ok hes very hot
matthew in ch 31??? gah dayum
by jinspphole November 24, 2021
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matthew graham

A Man who is Amazing,Sweet,Caring,Handsome, Just plan perfect in every way . He's the straight blued eyed tatted.Back King. He is very good at making money.He is awesome to get along with . He is a total jokester
Have you meet Matthew Graham..? He is so handsome
by His B.A.D A.S.S B.I.T.C.H September 18, 2017
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Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.
Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020
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Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair
by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021
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