salty jim

When a man or woman pees into a condom and uses said condom as a dildo

Once I'm done playing world of Warcraft (because I'm a virgin for life) I'll give a nice salty Jim

by Voldaar December 27, 2016

salti nerd

cool human being, very Huggable and loved by all. Tends to be awesome in every way.

We fucking love our salti nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.

Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!

by Braku69 April 29, 2006

salty

in fashion terms:
salty; over-seasoned; from last season

"that girl's outfit is sooooo salty"

by lisa55 September 30, 2008

SALTY CRACKER

A pissed off white boy.

A pissed off white boy is a SALTY CRACKER.

by Tad Jones January 22, 2009

Salty Pooptatoes

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

Salty Carl

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."

by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014